Tuesday, November 6, 2007

GIRLS TALK

OK y'all let's have a frank discussion about 'our girls,' the ones that we follow everywhere we go and that advertise our comings to everyone else we encounter. I'm talking about the appearance of our breasties at least in our clothing, I won't even talk about how they look when we let them loose when we're at home. Now there is no lack of styles to choose from and thanks to Oprah, we know that professional fitting is a plus. There 's no reason for them gals to be drooping in our clothes, especially if you like to wear sweaters. Them gals should be standing at attention at all times, not competing with the rolls around our waists and hint, hint - wearing sweater sets don't hide the fact. There lots of formed bras that keep their shape under clothing and define your breasts as a separate component of your body. So come to attention and bring dem gals up to attention because believe me, they do get attention from everybody else :-).

3 comments:

Emmy said...

Okay, so one nipple is at 4 o'clock and the other is at 6 o'clock. An intervention is definitely in order. Am finally willing, for instance, to consider push-ups and padding -- which I have to say produce miraculous results.

I brought my first push-up last summer. No lie: I was twenty again. The girls was bouncing and behaving.

lala mama said...

Good 4 u; keep 'em up!

Emmy said...

lalamama: you'd be proud of me. i have just replaced my brassieres with a spanking new collection. i even bought one naughty bra -- it's red! my body looked differently instantly in the dressing room. my breasts were lifted (their now at chest level) and separated (no longer an amalgamous softness). i even bought new sports bras.

the "natural" order of things has resumed.